Open Letter... to the female jogger who speaks on her mobile

Dear Sad, Sad, Sad Person,
All of the people to whom you are speaking on the handheld device- not to mention those in the environs listening to your mundane conversation interspersed with heavy breathing- consider that you are unbearable.

I suspect that you do not know how to get a life, but at least get to hell out of my way in the Jardin de Luxembourg; jogging is harder with crutches.

Kind regards

Ms C Quisp