22 January 2007

Open Letter... to the female jogger who speaks on her mobile

Dear Sad, Sad, Sad Person,
All of the people to whom you are speaking on the handheld device- not to mention those in the environs listening to your mundane conversation interspersed with heavy breathing- consider that you are unbearable.

I suspect that you do not know how to get a life, but at least get to hell out of my way in the Jardin de Luxembourg; jogging is harder with crutches.

Kind regards

Ms C Quisp

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