08 November 2006

An opening line is necessary

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single gay man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a good wife. No, it doesn't work.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single gay man in possession of a blog must be in want of a good wife. Hmmn… better, but it doesn’t sound convincing.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single gay man in possession of a good blog must be in want of a good shagging. Yes! That's it... although... no, there’s something not quite right; it doesn’t quite set the tone I'm looking for...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single gay man in possession of a good blog must be in want of a shagging. That's definitely it... and I bet it took her a hell of a lot longer.

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